Hollywood

One thing from LA that I'm not exactly missing while living in New York is the entertainment industry. It completely warps your frame of mind... there are so many things that irk me... when I actually looked into it... two things stood out to me.

Movie previews are absolutely futile, if I was an actress I would only be in a film if they would promise not to show previews in the beginning. This is for the simple understanding that EVERYTIME you get into the preposterously cold theater with your freshly popped popcorn and way-to-over-priced soda, you sit and watch these ridiculous things. These amnesic clippings of movies that make you at the edge of your seat begging for more, only to be slapped with a release date like, “Coming Soon.” Then you are instantly shaken going, “Wait what are we seeing? Damnit I want to see that last one!” Your movie suddenly looks like the watered-down runner-up until… “Next July,” (said in that movie man voice) when you can finally go to the film that just rocked your movie-previewing world.

Yet another loophole in the entertainment industry comes into view as you are scarfing down imitation butter popcorn and the cavity inducing Sour Jacks. You suddenly wish you felt a wave of nausea, as you are attentively gawking at Keira Knightley’s ribs jabbing out of her skin, instead of watching her beautiful sex scene with James Macavoy. Depression sinks in as you realize you’ve eaten more calories in the last 20 minutes than these actresses have in the last week. This industry definitely has a lot of things backwards, and weight is definitely one of them.



Sooo.... that's a start to the loopholes :) I'm sure there's so much more.
I have an extremely busy day but... I will post one more time... check back...

-Kraem